jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

if u rubbed tofu on yourself and then ate it would it be like eating yourself

im soooooo fucking sick of some people i know irl like damn 

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
—  Robin Williams (via wordsnquotes)

teaseitoh:

I’m in tears over this comment I’m laughing so hard.

teaseitoh:

I’m in tears over this comment I’m laughing so hard.

drbennedict:

ipartywithicarly:

what do we do now??

drbennedict:

ipartywithicarly:

what do we do now??

birdsphere:

comelyinsanity:

birdturdnerd:

batsaflyin:

Uh. He was not the voice of shrek.

yeah he was

Are we gonna ignore the fact that he was supposedly 130 years old?

this man is dead how dare you

birdsphere:

comelyinsanity:

birdturdnerd:

batsaflyin:

Uh. He was not the voice of shrek.

yeah he was

Are we gonna ignore the fact that he was supposedly 130 years old?

this man is dead how dare you

877 plays

servus-jesu:

Jim Hawkins - "I’m Still Here (Jim’s Theme)" Treasure Planet Original Motion Picture Soundtrack (2002)

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

Weelee!

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Weelee…

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Weelee…..

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WEELEE

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joestarplatinum:

nagisasbitch:

you deserve a person who will look at you the way rei looks at nagisa

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me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

Superman: I still can't believe they shot at me.
Batman: Clark, you're bulletproof
Superman: I HAVE FEELINGS, BRUCE

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