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heres an exercise ive been doing the past few days whenever i start to get worked up about an internet thing. its incredibly freeing
Dave Talkin To Jade…
(Sh*t was funny… just felt like reading it…)
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
DRAWING YOU ARE VERY DIFFICULT
THIS DOES NOT CORRESPOND TO MY IMAGINATION
WHAT THE HELL IS ANATOMY
this isn’t a haiku
one time when dave and john are getting ready to Have Sex dave pulls down john’s zipper and john says ‘release the kraken’
there is complete silence
dave declares he has never heard anything more awful in his entire life john i can’t even look at you in the eyes oh my god
they can’t stop snorting enough to do anything else so they go out for pizza
watcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk
(Source: sir-ragingbagoftestosterone-esq)
somebody that you used to know (acapella cover)
laura marling | ghosts
do as done after it was over,
we were just two lovers,
crying on each other’s shoulders.
Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe
(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)