265,910 plays

thebritishdeer:

OK SO I REVERSED SOME OF THE AUDIO IN THE BACKGROUND OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS AND HOLY SHIT GUYS I’M LITERALLY CREEPED OUT

destielkills:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

destielkills:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

sarah762:

Cartoon Bully Stereotype Collection

ask-gallows-callibrator:

msrmoony:

If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.

YES 
THIS IS SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT 

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some-good-songs:

Somewhere Out There  »  Donald Glover & Danny Pudi

Somewhere out there, beneath the pale moonlight
Someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight

bunbijou:

"fuck yeah heterosexuality" whats next.. fuck yeah flavorless oatmeal.. fuck yeah khaki shorts… fuck yeah dandelions without any of the seeds on them so they’re just really ugly shitting up your lawn

cantata-somnus:

Kingdom hearts where the mood goes from happy hundred acre wood with pooh bear to goofy dying and Micky mouse wanting to kill people as revenge

325,983 plays

cutedeadgxrl:

I didn’t know I was lonely ‘til I saw your face. 

(wasn’t working for a while but it should be fixed now.)

espniosa:

coolghost:

tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.

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aminoasinine:

new 3ds with new buttons and features

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new games that aren’t compatible with the old 3ds

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briannathestrange:

baymax is literally all of us in robot form

kyleyo:

forgetting to check pirate’s cove like

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creepypasta time

jobhaver:

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

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